March 10, 2015
There's a new app that will respond to text messages with Drake lyrics, aka the most important technological advance since the forward facing camera. The app is called Drizzy and let's you choose from 5 categories: feels, exes, hate, hustle, and random, which is Drake's full emotional spectrum. I am a little surprised "soft" is not an option tho. Here are the absolute best Drake lyrics to text with:
"I think better when I'm not sober"
"Let's toast to the fact that I've moved out my mama's basement."
"Better late than never, but never late is better."
"But I ain't Santa, I got something for these bad bitches too."
"But do I ever come up in discussion. Over double pump lattes and low fat muffins?"