April 2, 2015
Remember Malika and Khadijah from Keeping Up With The Kardashians? Nope, me neither. Well they're Khloe Kardashian's besties and E! decided they needed their own reality show because why not. The show is going to be called "Dash Dolls" and will follow their lives as the Kardashian's slaves/plot-devices/friends. Malika is most notable for being Rob's side-piece back when he was human size. Khadijah was in an episode of Khloe and Lamar where she brought her baby and dog to visit and gave Khloe a migraine.
There will be 8 episodes of the show, which is already too many. E! is describing it as their journey through "the glamorous lifestyle that comes with managing one of today's most recognizable franchises, owned by three famous and often demanding bosses, while juggling romances, parties, family drama and other career aspirations." First of all, Dash is nowhere near being "one of today's most recognizable franchises" so let's calm down. Also the real plot line for the show is going to be "what it's like to know a famous person," which already exists, it's any scene of Kim and Kyle Richards on RHOBH.
Anyways, props to Kris Jenner for getting another show produced on E! Seriously, that woman is about to take over the entire network. You go Glen Coco.