New Study Proves What We’ve Known All Along: Bros Are Fucking Shady | Betches

New Study Proves What We’ve Known All Along: Bros Are Fucking Shady

By Golden Gate Betch

A study conducted this week by the University of Georgia confirmed a long held truth for betches, that bros can and will be way shadier than girls. So long study short, these professors took a sample of 745 sixth grade boys and girls and surveyed these motherfuckers for seven years—asking them questions regarding the last time they had purposely excluded someone from their group, spread lies, talked shit, etc.


At the end of this study, researchers found that out of the kids with the highest level of “relational aggression,” aka the biggest assholes, 66.7% of them were bros. Um fucking duh, we could have told you this a long time ago. Since our early middle school days of justifying the hot 10-year-old bro’s actions with “if they’re mean to you it’s because they like you,” we’ve known that guys can be the fucking worst. Somehow they’ve managed to gain a (false) stereotype for being chill and and us betches get the rep for being psychos - all while they pull dick moves left and right. If betches didn’t look so much better in slutty Santa outfits, we’re certain that it would have been called “Mean Bros.”




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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