New Underwear Line Promises To Get Rid Of Your Cameltoe | Betches

New Underwear Line Promises To Get Rid Of Your Cameltoe

By Sgt. Olivia Betchson

In today's news, a woman named Maggie Han has invented a line of camel toe-proof underwear, because apparently that's still a problem a lot of women face. The underwear is made with medical grade silicone (yep, the same kind they use in implants), mostly because when you sweat the silicone won't smell. Hopefully this doesn't create a silicone shortage; California has enough to deal with already with the drought.


Considering I personally haven't thought about camel toes since a song of that name by a group called Fannypack came out in like 2003 (that happened—Google it), I find this whole thing hilarious. Mainly because camel toes can be avoided pretty simply: don't be fat, and wear underwear that fits. You don't even have to do both of those things at once; just one is good enough most of the time.

The best part about this article is that Han spends a good chunk of it talking about how much time she has spent staring at strangers' crotches.

"I’m 5’11. If I have camel toe and I walk into a conference room it’s at everyone's eye level. I'm tall and obviously the taller you are the more visible to someone's eyes your camel toe will be."

I feel like the only way you'd know this is because you've spent a lot of time eye-to-eye with other ladies' vaginas.

The idea finally came together one day when Han says she was visiting her godmother at a speech she was making in New England.

"I didn't hear what she said," recalls Han. "I was staring at her camel toe in these beautiful white capris."

Side note, I wonder if Han gets the "Hey, my eyes are up here!!" thing a lot. I would be willing to bet on the affirmative.

If you are plagued with the chronic camel toe, you can get your very own pair of silicone-laced undies (that can't be good for you) for the very low price of $30 per pair. Per PAIR. Geez, and I thought Victoria's Secret had gotten ridiculous lately.




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