Tbt to the mid-2000s, when Disney Channel stars didn't have DUIs or nipple pasties or horrific break ups. The Jonas Brothers were still wearing their purity rings, and Miley Cyrus hadn't met Liam Hemsworth or weed yet. Well, Nick decided to give us a gift from that forgotten era with a story about his first kiss with Miley Cyrus.
Nick and Miley had just eaten dinner at California Pizza Kitchen when he kissed her. He also had onion breath at the time.
That's the most middle school thing to ever happen, besides putting your bf's initials in your AIM away message. I'm sure it was as romantic as getting picked up by your mom after a fro-yo date. Good times, good times.