April 16, 2015
Nicki Minaj posted a bunch of clues about her alleged engagement to Meek Mill, like her love life is a fucking scavenger hunt. She tweeted the diamond ring emoji and Instagrammed a photo of her and Meek, where she was wearing a diamond ring. They've been together since February, so it's a pretty quick turnaround, but it's still a better love story than Twilight. Congrats to Meek Mill, he is definitely marrying up. I guess Nicki's anaconda don't want none unless you got karats hun.
The entire music industry has gone into mourning, since now they'll never get a chance at Nicki - aka they never fucked Nicki cause she got a man.