Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Is The Baby Got Back Remix We've Been Waiting For

By Sgt. Olivia Betchson

Yesterday one of our fave betches, Nicki Minaj, dropped the  video for her new song Anaconda. First of all let me say that I could not be happier about Baby Got Back finally making a comeback. This remix was like 12 years in the making, but better late than never.

Anyway, allow me to offer a brief synopsis of the storyline of the video: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ass ass ass ass STOP. NOW MAKE THAT MOTHAFUCKA HAMMER TIME.

No but like actually there’s nothing but butts in this video, this has got to be Sir Mix A Lot’s wet dream.


Some of my favorite moments:

When Nicki and her dancers were bent over chairs, twerking

When Nicki and her dancers were standing around an inexplicable set of stairs in the middle of the jungle, twerking

When Nicki was in a hot pink bikini doing a random “workout” involving lifting tiny ½ pound, hot pink free weights (if that's her workout plan, sign me up)

Those shirts that say “Look at her Butt.” Where were those in 1992, amirite?!

The random turntable that also doubles as a Lazy Susan for various fruits

Like say what you want about Nicki’s plastic surgery, real or not the betch can WERK. But don’t take my word for it, just ask Drake. I’m pretty sure his shorts have calcified into a ball by now…that is, if he hasn’t died of happiness already.






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