Apparently someone conducted an unnecessary study that declared
certain idiots people can't read sarcasm over text or email.
Not surprising at all, considering 99% of the people you know are probably even dumber than they look, but the study also concluded that even your friends can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Which is probably why I only have one true friend that I can count on to understand my witty jokes: myself.
A good reminder that when in doubt, use an emoji. Or just DGAF and continue leading your sarcastic life. Nobody ever got you anyway.