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Welcome to Betches Media, a funny company for the seriously talented. So you're like, trying to get a job? Here's what we're looking for ATM.


Senior Digital Sales Manager

Full-time // NYC // Works in office




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The Official Betches Holiday Gift Guide Of 2015

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We'll Give You $350 to Bloomingdales for Your Best Kardashian/Jenner Impression

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Why A Club W Subscription Is This Holiday Season's Survival Kit

By Betches Staff

It’s that time of year again: the leaves have started to fall, it’s acceptable to wear Uggs in public (kind of), and your summer fling has long since been forgotten. These things are important warning signs that the holidays are coming up sooner than you think. The holidays can be super stressful, but luckily we have a secret that will make everything better this year: Club W.





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Betches Dream House Collection Is Here

By Shop Betches

You used to play with Barbie's dream house as a kid, and now you can play in your very own with Betches Dream House collection. So, delete that Pinterest board imagining your perfect house, Betches, because you don't need it anymore, and when were you ever going to DIY anything anyway? The new collection from Betches has all the pillows and prints that your first apartment, dorm room, or sorority house could ever need.





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The Heinous 2017 Beauty Trends That Ruined Makeup For Everyone

So I think it’s safe to say that 2017 has been a rough fucking ride for everyone, amiright? And by “rough fucking ride” I mean literally batshit crazy. Like, that time we elected a president whose idea of a good time is drunk texting his ex tweeting insults at foreign leaders who definitely have weapons of mass destruction at their disposal. *smiles through the pain* Or that time we made Nick Viall the next Bachelor and then followed that decision up by making an irrelevant nobody who bangs sorority girls in his spare time Arie the Bachelor after that.





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10 Ways To Cut Costs On Your Wedding Without Looking Cheap

By Betchy Crocker

We honestly hate helping in any form, but the wedding industry has gotten so out of control that it demands our expertise. Between shows telling us that you have to spend upwards of $100k on one goddamn day and brides pitching actual crying fits because mommy won’t buy them the $30k dress of their dreams, we needed to bring everyone back down to Earth.


You can have a super amazing day, dress, and overall wedding without blowing your savings and parents' retirement fund. Here are our top 10 tips for cutting costs at your wedding without making you seem tacky and cheap.




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Mary-Kate And Ashley

A Definitive Ranking Of Mary-Kate & Ashley's Movie Boyfriends

By Queen Elizabetch

We're not really sure what Mary-Kate and Ashley have been up to lately. Sure, they have their clothing line, and I think at least one of them is married to some gross old guy, but what have they really been doing? Did they just become so small and unassuming that they folded into themselves? Are they out somewhere practicing a duck face that hasn't been relevant in years? Who knows, and perhaps that will come in another investigation. But for now, let's take a look back at one of the most impressive things about Mary-Kate and Ashley: their hot movie boyfriends.





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The Cardio Machines That Are A Waste Of Time If You're Trying To Lose Weight

By LaBetch James

Your time is valuable. In the time that you've taken reading this article, you've probably slacked on that assignment your boss just gave you, or decided to go out instead of studying for finals. And we respect that.





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French Maid Role Play

4 Tips For Role-Playing Without Making It Weird

Don't show up to his family reunion wearing a cheerleading outfit under your trench coat, for starters.



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