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'Vanderpump Rules' Recap: Justice For Brittany

Another Monday, another episode of Vanderpump Rules. Last week’s episode wasn’t super exciting, but then again, the season premieres rarely are. We did learn Jax cheated on Brittany with Faith, and don’t even come at me like “Well, we don’t know it’s true yet.” It’s Jax. That shit is true. Also I'd like to add that as I edit this recap I am running on three hours of sleep because I was up half the night thinking to myself, "Poor Brittany.





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Casual Reminder That 19 Women Have Accused The President Of Sexual Misconduct

By Elizabetch Warren

Today is the day we see if a legit child molester will win a seat in the Senate, so it seems like as good a time as any to bring up another fugly creep who for some reason is allowed to exist work in politics. That’s right, we’re talking about the President of Pussy Grabbing himself.





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2018 Health & Fitness Trends We Can't Wait To Try

For all of you who don’t follow health bloggers or give a shit about what Gwyneth Paltrow will be mixing into her smoothies next year, the predictions for the top 2018 health trends just came out, and I’ve honestly been dying to know what’s in store. Let’s just say the list is barely in English. Like, I consider myself pretty extra for spending half my paycheck on natural supplements and yoga classes, and I STILL didn’t know what any of this shit was.





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12 Vibrators Under $50 You Should Treat Yourself With

Here’s your obvious statement of the day: Sex ed is truly lacking in America. On top of all the abstinence-only nonsense, they totally fail to mention that hello, sex toys are life-changingly awesome. Using a vibrator is, like, one of the rules of feminism, but unless the Republicans’ plans for healthcare are way more progressive than anticipated, our solo sex lives are entirely self-funded.





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We're Officially Adding Mario Batali To The Sexual Harasser Menu

By Head Pro

Another day, another powerful man copping to being a sex pervert. This time it's chef/restaurateur/TV personality Mario Batali, known for wearing orange crocs, helping launch the Food Network and being the guy your mom thinks is "so funny."





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Here Are Your Weekly Horoscopes For December 11th-17th

Saturn moves into Capricorn this week. Saturn is all about responsibility, self-discipline, conservation—you know, basically all things boring and "adult." Sorry, Capricorn, life's about to get real serious for you soon. The other signs don't all get off that easy, either. Saturn is shaking things up for some other betches too. So there's that.





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13 Reasons Why '13 Reasons Why' Is A Terrible Show

By Jane Duh

This weekend, while nursing a drunk karaoke hangover from the night before, I decided to see what this whole 13 Reasons Why thing was all about. You know, to keep in touch with what the kids are watching these days. I’d seen about a million think pieces about the show’s portrayal of teen suicide, and whether or not it was good or bad for kids, and thought “eh, maybe I’ll fuck with it.”





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Ulta's Holiday Beauty Blitz Is Giving You Half Off Your Fave Brands This Week

This is like those chocolate advent calendars your grandma used to get you when you were like, five years old, but only a million times better. Ulta, the less hot expensive version of Sephora, is always known for having amazing deals where the shit is so cheap, it’s basically free. While we’d expect nothing less this holiday season, they have truly outdone themselves with this crazy good month-long sale. If you thought their 21 Days of Beauty was good, you’ll def go broke after hearing about this one.





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These 6 People Are Def Coming For Trump's Job In 2020

By Betch Waldorf

2017 has really been the bitch that killed everyone’s vibe, amiright? Like most of the world, we’re already looking ahead to the future. A beautiful, magical place where people have pulled their heads out of their racist asses and actually picked someone (anyone, please, God) that can replace Donald Trump. Yes, I’m counting down every second looking forward to 2020...or 2018. Who can say at this rate?





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Statistical Proof None Of Arie's Contestants Are Here For The Right Reasons




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