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Kourtney and Scott are Pregnant Again (!?!?!)

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You'll Ever Read: Week 4

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Here we are on the second night of this back-to-back "Bachelorette event" and we are in Connecticut, the most romantic state in the union. Andi tries to make it sound classy by calling it "New England." Obviously Chris the farmer has always wanted to go to Connecticut. It must seem pretty exciting when your best friend has been a goat your whole life. 


Between this ancient train, dressing up as old people, meeting random old people in the park, and everybody dying, it seems to me the theme of this season is old people shit.




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The Betches' Guide to the Friend Zone

By Sgt. Olivia Betchson

I see this term getting thrown around constantly, in countless blog posts (including this one, ha), hashtags galore, apparently there’s even an MTV show in Australia called “Friend Zone.” Literally everyone and their mom goes around all the time like, “Ugh, I just got friend zoned” and I think I’m the only person on Earth who thinks this term is total, utter bullshit.


In the hopes that there are like-minded individuals out there I’m going to take a minute to explain why I think this term is dumb, so that I can maybe prove to you all that I’m not taking crazy pills.




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Sole Society and Teen Vogue Want to Give You $1000 to Go Shopping

By The Betches

The title basically says it all. The website Sole Society teamed up with Teen Vogue (we see you LC and Whit circa the golden years) to bring you all (because they obviously know the "it girls" are betches) this sick chance to fly to LA and spend $1000 on a bunch of shit of your choosing. Just keep reading because that's not even close to the best part. 





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The Smith: Where No One Knows Your Name But You Come Back Anyway

By The Betches

The Smith Rating: 8.5

Food: 3.25


Service: 3.0

Atmosphere: 2.25




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Introducing BETCHES FOOD & WINE

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The Best Bachelorette Recap You'll Ever Read: Week 3

By The Betches

This week on The Bachelor we headed to the exotic Santa Barbara, a full 90 minute drive from Los Angeles that the Bachelorette is now trying to make out like it’s fucking Hawaii. I’m not sure what the hell is going on behind the scenes but next week they’re taking the gang to Connecticut so like I’m thinking there’s been some budget cuts. “I’m so excited to be in Santa Barbara. The trees. The wind. The air.” Who says Juan Pablo never taught Andi anything? 





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This Indie RomCom Starring Harry Potter Actually Looks So Cute

By The Betches

Here's the trailer for a new movie What If starring Daniel Radcliffe. It's basically When Harry Potter Meets Sally in 2014. Except that Hagrid is played by Adam from Girls. Watch it, it's actually kind of cute? 





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Men Who Watch Porn Have Smaller Brains

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New findings show porn might actually be bad for your brain. I'm so surprised!! A German study questioned men, ages 21-45, about their porn watching habits and then measured their brain volumes and reactions to pornographic images. Results showed that the guys who reported watching a lot of porn actually had smaller brains.




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The FDA is Cracking Down on Tanning

By The Betches

The FDA is cracking down on one of our favorite activities, since apparently tanning can be like, kind of bad for you. To start, tanning beds will be required have black box warning labels stating that they should not be used by people under 18 (because teenage betches at tanning salons totally follow warning labels…not). In response this, the president of the Indoor Tanning Association (yes, that is a thing) basically said he doesn’t understand why everyone’s freaking out about skin cancer because he “doesn’t think the science is there.” Ok, except it is…





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