Now Sony Can't Fucking Decide If They're Going To Release The Interview | Betches

Now Sony Can't Fucking Decide If They're Going To Release The Interview

By Betch Ivy Carter

In an act of indecisiveness that rivals our own, Sony has changed it’s mind and decided to release The Interview, North Korea be damned. This decision was probably made after Obama went on national television and called them a bunch of bitches for getting intimidated out of releasing it in the first place. But the big news here is that there was an internet rumor that Sony would release it for FREE on Crackle, a streaming service that we don’t care about because it’s not Netflix. Sony said that's just a rumor and they're just going to delay distributing the movie, not give it away for free. Get your shit together Sony, no one likes an wavering little bitch. Time to make a decision on this one because unless you can release another email chain where some studio head says Jennifer Lawrence's vest was disgusting, I'm going get bored of hearing about this. 


Hopefully 50 years from now we will be telling our grandchildren the story of how James Franco and Seth Rogen almost incited nuclear war with North Korea over a movie they definitely created 100% under the influence of weed (at the very least). Honestly, we all would have been happy with a Pineapple Express 2.

 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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