December 30, 2014
So every year Obama goes to Hawaii for Christmas Break, and to get away from all of the estrogen at home he goes to play golf. This year, when he wanted to play, it turned out a couple was getting married at the 16th hole and Obama was like "Hell no, GTFO." But actually. He made them relocate their wedding because he needed to get a quick round in before his afternoon chat with Putin.
Afterwards, Obama personally called to apologize, which I think is kind of a cop out. Like if you're going to make somebody relocate their wedding based on your afternoon plans (which is legit an episode of Gilmore Girls, cough cough Emily Gilmore), then at least have the balls to stand by your decision.