It’s official: fancy coffee makers are so last year. Barack Obama loves his coffee, but instead of a fancy espresso machine, he’s going with a much simpler option for the White House. It’s called the Chemex coffee maker, and it basically looks like a flask from science class with a coffee filter put in the top. It’s super fucking simple and there are no buttons or settings, which is probably why hipsters love it so much.
The report is that the White House ordered 150 of them etched with the official White House seal, which tbh seems a little excessive. Either way, the coffee better be strong, because no one ever solved the economy and ISIS running on decaf.