The Official Juan Pablo Bachelor Drinking Game

By The Betches

Since it's substantially more entertaining to get through two hours of watch the Bachelor drunk, we thought it'd be fun to come up with an easy drinking game to help you get there quickly. Also be sure to check out We the Betches member Fellowbetch's Bachelor drinking games; she posts them every week - so thanks!

So, get your #31 wine and/or vodka out betches, it's time for the Official Juan Pablo Bachelor Drinking game. And remember the strategy of this game is that rules are very lax so if you sneak in drinks when you are not supposed to, you are probably winning. 

Drink ANYTIME:

Juan Pablo mispronounces a word, literally ANY word

Juan Pablo talks about how much he just loooveess Camila

Someone’s “career” is not an actual career

A contestant brings up their extreme emotional baggage and Juan Pablo’s clearly thinking, I never fucking asked.

A contestant tries to speak Spanish and mumbles a different language instead

Someone complains about not getting enough time with Juany

Someone tries to relate to Juan Pablo's Spanish side by bringing up their housekeeper

Chris Harrison checks a girl's boobs

Juan Pablo checks out a girl's boobs

Chris Harrison and Juan Pablo check out each other

Lucy twirls like a fucking maniac

Juan Pablo is jogging down the beach shirtless

Juan Pablo is playing soccer shirtless

Juan Pablo is showering shirtless, obviously

You cross your legs because Juan Pablo is doing anything anywhere shirtless

Someone makes an extreme sports love analogy 

A bachelorette brings up her own status as a single mom to relate to Juan because she's run out of other convo

They inevitably rappel down a fucking building

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