Orange Is The New Black Cocktails Part 3 | Betches

Orange Is The New Black Cocktails Part 3

By Betchy Crocker

IT’S HERE IT’S HERE! Although Netflix was all like, “chill and wait till 3 am on Friday for this shit” apparently some head betches in charge were like nah bro and released Season 3 early Thursday evening – obviously for good behavior.


Have you noticed that all these cocktails are ORANGE?! It’s okay if you didn’t, but honestly if you just did, that’s all the more reason to make at least one of each of these cocktails while soaking up the awesomeness of our fav inmate-centric show.  

Vause is Back

  • 2 oz Partido Reposado Tequila - please don’t use dirty cousin Jose for this
  • ½ agave nectar or honey
  • ¾ oz lime juice -- fresh or not as fresh I mean it’s whatever
  • ½ mango puree -- we used mango nectar and it was just as bitchin’
  • Jalapeno slices

In a shaker, muddle the slices of jalapeno with the agave or honey. If you want this frighteningly hot, leave in the seeds/ribs. If you’re a normal person, use only 1 or 2 slices of jalapeno with seeds and ribs removed. Add the rest of the ingredients, shake, and strain over ice. Garnish with another jalapeno slice on top.


Big Boo’s Brew

  • 4 oz fresh orange juice
  • 1 oz honey or simple syrup – whereas the simple syrup is a 2:1 of water and sugar boiled, the honey syrup is a 1:1 of honey and water boiled together DUH
  • 1 bottle Sapparo Premium Light
  • 3 dashes of orange bitters – we used Angostura but you can try Regan’s or another brand

Grab a tall cocktail glass and add the orange juice and honey or simple syrup. Top with the Sapparo and bitters, then stir gently and garnish with an orange slice if you have one lying around.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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