June 5, 2015
It’s almost that time, when our very most favorite show about betches in jail pulling pranks with tampons comes back. Orange is the New Black returns to NETFLIX on June 12, and in order to properly celebrate, we rounded up some ah-mazing drinks that you can create for yourself OR all your friend-betches coming over in sweatpants. Don’t judge.
In the spirit of drinking and NETFLIX marathons, we’ll be bringing you even more OITNB-themed cocktails next week. Fuck diamonds, we got alcohol!
For My Dandelion - IT'S A METAPHOR!
Combine the Amarula, pure mango juice and chopped red chili in a cocktail shaker, blender or sealed container and shake well. Pour over crushed ice into a high-ball glass and garnish with dried mango slivers.
Put the Champagne in a martini glass. Put the rest of the ingredients in a shaker, add ice, shake and serve in the martini glass with the Champagne. Garnish with some kind of delicious berry (blackberry, blueberry, whatever).