February 18, 2015
The Oscars are this Sunday, which will finally mark the end of a particularly bland awards season. If you're like us then you planned on watching all the best picture nominees beforehand but haven't gotten around to any of them. It's alright, maybe next year (you won't do it next year either).
But just because you haven't actually seen the movies doesn't mean you can't still make some predictions about what's about to go down on the 22nd. Everyone knows award shows are just excuses to get drunk on Sunday nights, so use this last opportunity wisely. Get together with your friends, make your predictions, and drink everytime you're wrong. Or right. Or just the entire time. We highly recommend drinking the entire time.