Palin Family Campaigning For Drunkest Mess Of 2014 | Betches

Palin Family Campaigning For Drunkest Mess Of 2014

By Queen Elizabetch

Kanye West needs to change the lyrics of Mercy to: White girls drunkenly brawling that's that Sarah Palin. Because the Palin family got drunk and then tried to beat up some guy. - casual.


The report read "Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it's something to hear when Sarah screams, 'Don't you know who [I think] I am'".

I mean it's pretty betchy that Sarah Palin was Governor of Alaska by making shit up and not keeping up with the news. But it's some basic bitch shit that Bristol Palin - the Jamie Lynn Spears of the family - got black out drunk and started punching people out. Come the fuck on Bristol, you're not Chris Brown. Follow the ancient proverb: Sticks and stone may break her bones, but a pointed comment about her eyebrows will hurt forever.

Like, this woman was almost our vice president. Can you imagine how entertaining it would have been if her family pulled this shit during a state dinner?? 

 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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