Throw Out All Your Clothes: Pantone Chose It's New 'Color of the Year'

By Jane Duh

As you all well know, every year Pantone chooses a color of the year and then we all have to buy things in that color for the rest of the year. 2015 was all about 'marsala'. Betches went out in droves and bought marsala bags, marsala boots, and marsala mani-pedis. We spent all our daddy's money (and even some of our own money) replacing all of our 'radiant orchid' shit from 2014 with marsala shit for 2015.

Well, now it's time to throw all that shit out and give your dad a call again because Pantone has just announced not one but TWO colors of the year and they are nothing like that fugly ass marsala shit we were wearing last year wtf were we even thinking?? In fact, these colors are very, very chill and will probs help with all of our yoga-related goals for the new year.

They are....

Drumroll please....

ROSE QUARTZ and SERENITY!!! And damn, do they look good together. So ladies, remember when you're putting together your extensive Christmas list for this year that some key rose quarts and serenity staple items should absolutely be included. Maybe an insanely long flowy shirt/scarf thing that blows in the wind while you walk by a body of water like this bitch in the picture is doing? Idk I'm just spitballing here.

Or you can just continue wearing all black every day for the rest of your life. Up to you. 




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