October 27, 2014
Hanna from PLL (Ashley Benson) is Paris Hilton's new BFF, we suspect because she's also blonde. They were both at a Halloween party this weekend and despite it not being a costume party Paris decided to dress up as a Playboy bunny. Slow claps for Paris' best imitation of Elle Woods. They have a lot to bond over, like "natural" highlights, overacting techniques, and being professionally good looking. They must be a good fucking time tho. Partying with Paris and Ash must be like Spring Breakers meets The Simple life...only funner! The real question is: How does Nicole Richie feel about her replacement?