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#1: A Baby Shower Without Mom Is Just A Party

In our debut podcast we discuss the Kardashian baby shower drama, the presidential debate, Vogue's editors throwing shade at fashion bloggers, and Brangelina's divorce. We also introduce a live Dear Betch reading about bros' Facebook profile red flags, and have our own debate about which types of reality shows are the worst.

#2: How To Tell If You're A F**kgirl

In our second episode, The Betches discuss the definition of a f**kgirl and f**ckboy, the vice presidential debate (snoozefest!), Kim Kardashian’s robbery, and the new Google phone. We also answer a Dear Betch about dating app text etiquette.

#3: Why "Locker Room Talk" Is Bullshit

The Betches discuss Drake and Rihanna's break up and "locker room talk" in the second presidential debate. They also advise a reader about how to handle a psycho, clingy roommate and discuss which absurd Americans they'd rather have as their president.

#4: If You Don't Know Who The Dud Is, It's Probably You

On this week's episode, The Betches talk about Jordan and Jojo's televised bachelor wedding, King Cairo's Ferrari themed birthday party, WTF is a towd, and their biggest pet peeves. We give advise to a girl ghosted on Hinge and discuss which Bachelor contestants we'd like to shoot, fu**, and marry

#5: New Sex Trumps Old Sex

On this week’s episode of Betch Slapped, The Betches are joined by comedian Jared Freid of The JTrain Podcast and discuss what to do when a guy doesn’t answer your texts, setting standards with with bros you’re hooking up with, and live streaming giving birth. Yeah, we went there. We also play our fave game Would You Rather about betches obsessed with social media.

#6: How To Get Out Of Being A Bridesmaid

In this episode the Betches discuss the etiquette of rejecting an invitation to be a bridesmaid and whether serial monogamy is a red flag for a guy. They also play the British edition of Shoot Fuck Marry and a controversial Would You Rather.

#7: All Signs Point To Gay

In this Election Day edition, the Betches talk about their ridic experiences at the polling place, and play election day editions of Shoot Fuck Marry and Would You Rather. The Dear Betch submissions discuss a guy who's just not that into you, and a guy who's maybe gay. And also discuss Robert Durst's latest murder charge and Sheana from Vanderpump Rules' husband's disappearance.

#8: The Future Is Still Female

The Betches discuss the election, the world post-Trump presidency, and our new campaign #TheFutureIsSTILLFemale. The Dear Betch segment offers advice for how to deal with guys who are "friends," when you're into them or they're into you.

#9: Jax, Tom Or Tom W/ Girl With No Job

Girl With No Job guests hosts with the Betches, where they discuss the scandals of Vanderpump Rules, Kanye West's mental health, and whether or not finding a rat sewn inside your dress from Zara is worth a million dollar settlement. Our Dear Betch topics include whether a girl should break up with a guy she's bored of, and if it's okay to reject someone because of their job.

#10: Slay Your Pay

In this episode the Betches discuss Kanye's mental health situation, our new campaign with Soap & Glory to raise awareness and close the wage gap, and the Olsen twins' relationship status. The Dear Betch questions request career and commitment advice, and in our Verbal Smackdown round we debate whether or not Rory Gilmore is a betch.

#11: Imagine If Rob Kardashian Was A V.S. Angel

The Betches talk about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, the Hadid sisters, and seeing Leo DiCaprio at the VSFS after party. Dear Betch advice topis are how to deal with gender discrimination at work, and if you should ask a guy out at the gym.

#12: How Am I Supposed To DJ On This Island?!

The Betches discuss Kanye West and Donald Trump's meeting, the latest reality TV drama. We read Dear Betches asking for career advice, and impart of words wisdom on how to ask for a raise. Games were Shoot F*ck Marry: Sociopath Edition, and Would You Rather. YAY.

#13: Isn't Charlotte York Just The Absolute Worst?

In this episode the Betches discuss Rob and Chyna's baby drama and this week's reality TV update. Dear Betch responses are career advice on how to know if your side hustle should become your main hustle, and if you should ever reveal to your boyfriend that you've faked an orgasm. Game rounds are Shoot F*ck Marry: Love Actually and Sex and the City edition.

#14 Floppy Disc™ Is The New Whisky Dick

This week's podcast featured our favorite male guest, Jared Freid. We discuss the upcoming Bachelor season, the death of George Michael/2016 and the pitfalls of dating a Long Island Jewish girl. Dear Betch submission asks about breaking off a long term relationship where the guy is a cheater.

#15 Let's Talk About Smart Things W/ Olivia Caridi

This special edition of Betch Slapped featured former Bachelor contestant Olivia Caridi. We discuss Nick Viall's season premiere, the new group of bachelorettes, the behind the scenes of filming, and what it's like to be turned into the season's villain.

#16: Murder & Blowouts

Today's episode recaps Corinne's sluttiness on The Bachelor and we play (and lose) a game called "guess what past Bachelor contestants' careers were," amongst other newsworthy discussions. Dear Betch questions are about how direct to be with a guy early in dating, and about asking for a raise after your boss dicks you around.

#17: Most Dramatic Orgasm Ever

This week on Betch Slapped, the Betches discuss the latest episodes of The Bachelor and Vanderpump Rules. They give advice to a listener struggling with her over critical mother and another who no longer wants to be the office gossip. The Betches imagine life being sister wives and play shoot f*ck marry with various TV hosts including Chris B. Harrison.

#18: Courtney Robertson Or Donald Trump

The Betches discuss their experience at the women's march, President Trump, and how reality TV and the news are basically the same thing now. Dear Betch submissions are about dating your friend's boss and what to do when your boss hasn't given you a raise in 3 years. Games are Would You Rather and "guess which hometown the cast of Vanderpump Rules are from."

#19: Is The Bachelor Getting Boring?

In this week's episode of Betch Slapped we discuss whether or not The Bachelor may actually have become boring, if it's all Nick Viall's fault, and what we would do if we had an unlimited amount of money. Dear Betch submissions are both dating-related, and we have a game segment, f*cking duh.

#20: The Justin Spesh

On this week's Betch Slapped The Betches discuss Nick's breakdown, Kristina's story, and Corinne on the Bachelor. They also give their predictions for the upcoming Grammys. Advice is given to a girl whose friends are all single and another girl who isn't sure if her boyfriend is cheating. The girls discuss the differences between Justin Trudeau and Justin Theroux and play Would You Rather with dating hypotheticals.

#21: Are You Rich Or Bougie? W/ Stassi Schroeder

This v special episode featured Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules. We discuss behind the scenes of the show and the Pump Rules cast, debate the definition of "bougie" and answer the Dear Betch of a girl who has a 7 year flirtation with her "guy friend" -- which by the way, are guy friends even real?

#22: Did You Guys Know Rachel Is Black? W/ Liz Plank

The Betches talk about political correctness, trolls in Trumpmerica, and the general emotional shortcomings of guys. Three games including: would you rather have every breakup be nationally televised or every inappropriate comment you've ever made be nationally televised?

#23: You Dont Deserve A Wedding Hashtag W/ Evan Krumholz

This week the Betches are joined by Evan Krumholz. They discuss the Oscars best picture confusion, A Kay Jewelry sexual harassment lawsuit, and The Bachelor. A listeners questions about men's fashion and the nature of cheating are answered and the Betches play the game Would You Rather.

#24: Instagram Is Fake News

In this episode the Betches discuss the fantasy suite Bachelor episode, International Women's day, WTF they're gonna do at SXSW, and more. Audience submitted advice questions are about a girl who needs to come out as a lesbian to her friends, and a long distance messaging relationship.

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#25: Networking: Worse Than Dating

The Betches talk about The Bachelor finale, their absurd trip to SXSW, answer advice about dating a guy you’re not that attracted to and what to do when your boyfriend is super stressed out and not giving you enough attention

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Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to [email protected]

#26: Elephant In The Room: Tom Schwartz’s Brothers

The Betches discuss Vanderpump Rules, competitive endurance tickling, and the THINX sexual harassment scandal. They give advice to a listener wanting revenge on a guy that ghosted her. They discuss which reality star they’d want to be stranded with and play ‘would you rather.'

Send your questions for 'Dear Betch' to [email protected]

#27: Alec Baldwin For $500

The Betches discuss the finale of Vanderpump Rules (of course). Dear Betches give advice on what to do when two girls who hooked up with the same guy are on The Bachelorette together, and what to do when your coworkers are all friends and you're not. Games are all part of Would You Rather: traveling edition, aka what sh*tty traveling conditions would you prefer over others?

#28: Social Media Is A Big Little Lie

In this special TV-dominated episode, the Betches talk about the Vanderpump Rules reunion, the Big Little Lies finale, this week's episode of Girls, and answer questions about being a virgin in college and asking your company about moving costs.

#29: Cracked Out Chris Harrison

The Betches discuss the United flight drama, Kylie's new show and 2017 Coachella fashion with Cosmopolitan Accessories Editor Nicole Fineo. They give advice to a listener about how to have the exclusivity talk and debate whether if you'd still date a guy if he was perfect in every way except that he spoke in email sign off phrases.

#30: There's No Filters In Real Life

In this amazing episode we discuss behind the scenes bullsh*t of Coachella, the Girls and Vanderpump Rules finales, and we give advice about receiving unsolicited dick pics and asking for a raise at your internship.

#31: Relationships Are 90% Timing

The Betches discuss Chris Soules recent arrest and Bill O’Reilly's $25 million bullsh*t payout. They answer a Dear Betch about defining the relationship too soon and play some really challenging Would You Rather's and Shoot, F*ck, Marry's.

#32: No Emotional Masturbating

This week the Betches discuss the Fyre Festival disaster and The Handmaid's Tale. They answer questions from a listener who has never been kissed and another one who's worried her boyfriend is too serious for her. They debut their new game What Are Your Thoughts On, and play Would You Rather and Shoot F*ck Marry.

Today's episode is sponsored by Framebridge ( CODE: BETCHES)

#33: Can You Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time?

We talk about the Ponzi scheme that is Fyre Festival, Nicki Minaj paying everyone's college bills, and how we hated two new popular shows on Netflix. We answer a Dear Betch on how to make a career for yourself (not as an investigatory journalist), and play What Are Your Thoughts On...polyamory edition.

#34: Weddings Are So Cliche

We talk about Bachelor Ben & Lauren’s break up and how much we love the upcoming Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay. We discuss a reader response to our Bill O’Reilly discussion and give a male listener advice on how to not be a fuckboi. We also give our thoughts on extravagant weddings.

#35: Would You Rather Be Friends With Katy Perry Or Taylor Swift?

The Betches discuss The Bachelorette premiere, the Katy vs. Taylor feud and the amazing true crime doc we’ve been watching lately. Dear Betches deals with a girl who has a crush on her best friend and a girl who got ghosted in a tinder relationship. Games include What Are Your Thoughts On...on Miley Cyrus.

#36: The Dating App That Gets You A Boyfriend

This amazing episode features special guest Jared Freid to discuss the new Bachelorette season, which dating apps are good for actually finding a boyfriend, and guys' obsession with The Rock. Dear Betch submission talks about a girl with a crush on her coworker who she thinks leads her on but won't make a move.

#37: How To Get Rid Of Your Roomate

On this week's hilarious episode of Betch Slapped, the Betches and special guest Emily Warren talk new movie Wonder Woman, touring with the Chainsmokers, and play FMK with the Rock, Zac Efron and Alec Baldwin. Dear Betch addresses a question about how to approach kicking out a shitty roommate—even if she hasn't done anything wrong.

#38: Bachelor In Paradise Is Spring Break For Fame Whores

Topics include the Bachelor In Paradise assault scandal and what it means to have consensual sex. Dear Betches are about a girl who has to choose between her dream job and her dream boyfriend and a girl who is cheating on her boyfriend with an old man. 

#39: Peeing In Pools Is Cool W/ Brooklyn Decker

In this week's podcast our guest is actress and model Brooklyn Decker. We talk about Beyoncé's twins, answer dating questions about if guy friends are real and whether you should get back with an ex. We also answer some hypotheticals about hoarding and the taboo phenomenon of peeing in a pool, then play “Party, Be BFF or Kill" with Kim K, Kendall and Kylie.

#40: Is He A F*ckboy? W/ Bravo's Daily Dish

We co-host this episode with the girls from Bravo's Daily Dish Podcast and talk all things reality TV - Kim Kardashian's surrogate, updates on the recent Bachelor scandal, and a plethora of Vanderpump Rules-themed games. Dear Betch letters include questions about a potential fuckboy and potential sexual harassment at work.

#41: Snapchat Isn't A Way To Start A Relationship

This week the Betches talk about the Fourth of July, the Kanye/Jay Z & Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna feuds, answer questions from a listener who wants to know if it’s ok to hook up with a guy that her friend has a history with and play Would You Rather and Shoot, F*ck, Marry.

#42: HAHA You Smell Like Sh*t

The Betches discuss this week's Bachlorette ep, the ongoing Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian feud, answer questions from a listener about whether she should confront her boss about an annoying habit and play Shoot, BFF, Party with the Trump family.

#43: Who Would You Rather Murder? W/ Johnny Bananas & Jenna Compono From The Challenge

This week on the podcast, the Betches are joined by Johnny Bananas and Jenna Compono of this season of MTV's The Challenge. They talk about the ups and downs of being on reality TV, Jenna's Challenge relationships and Johnny's betrayal of Sarah. The Betches answer questions from a listener who wonders if she should move in with or dump her long distance boyfriend. Finally, Challenge cast members play Would You Rather and Shoot F*ck Marry using people they were on the show with.

#44: Is Peter A F*ck Boi?

This week on Betch Slapped, the girls discuss The BacheloretteGame of Thrones and Michael Kors. We answer listeners' questions about whether a guy's excuse that he just got over a breakup is a legitimate reason to end things. They play would you rather games and give their thoughts on piercing babies' ears.

#45: The Men Tell Nothing

The Betches discuss the ‘Men Tell All’ on The Bachelorette and the Anthony Scaramucci situation. Dear Betches include having an emotionally abusive boss and whether you should tell your friend if her husband is cheating on her. We also played games, fucking duh.

#46: The Ultimate Guide To A Man's Brain w/ Jared Freid 

On this episode guest starring Jared Freid, we talk about how single people need passions, The Bachelorette finale, why girls get engaged just to get engaged, and answer a question from a listener in a five year relationship who’s boyfriend doesn’t want to have kids. Should she break up with him?

Email your Dear Betch questions to [email protected]

#47: Do Long Distance Relationships Ever Work?

The Betches discuss the Charlottesville rallies, the Taylor Swift sexual assault case, and Leonardo DiCaprio’s proclivity towards young models. They answer letters from listeners struggling with long distance relationships and a bride who wants to minimize drama at her wedding. They Would You Rather’s regarding adoption and Shoot Fuck Marry about Kardashians and Mean Girls.

#48: We Could Totally Party With The White Walkers

The Betches talk about the overrated solar eclipse and a Game of Thrones update, and answer a reader's question about if it's okay to drop a friend who you don't like after college if all your other friends still like her. Then we play games, f*cking duh.

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#49: Should I Dump My Immature Boyfriend?

We talk about Game Of Thrones season finale, Insecure, and answer listeners questions about picking bridesmaids and breaking up with your immature boyfriend.

#50: When You’re In A Relationship With Your Boyfriend And His Mom

The Betches discuss a reader’s story about rejecting an offer to be a bridesmaid. They discuss the show Insecure and answer emails from a listener whose boyfriend’s close relationship with his mother is causing problems in her relationship. They play Would You Rather games involving the bathroom.

Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to [email protected]

#51: How To Get Out Of Making Someone Your Bridesmaid

The Betches discuss the season finale of Insecure and Kim Kardashian’s surrogate. They answer questions from future brides wondering about bridesmaid etiquette and play games involving the tradeoff of being smart vs being fun.

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#52: Open Relationships Are Fake News

Topics include the Laci Peterson documentary and our love for true crime, and a little bit about the Emmys. We respond to reader feedback on open relationships, and give advice on ghosting a friend and demoting a maid of honor. And a sh*t ton of Would You Rathers.

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Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to [email protected]

#53: WTF Is Ariel Winter Wearing Now?

We talk about Ariel Winters outfits (duh), Kylie Jenner’s upcoming child and Trump bashing the NFl. Advice is about how to ask for a full time job and how to deal with a Bumble date gone wrong. And we play games as usual.

#54: Guns, Porn, And Wedding Etiquette

In the wake of the Vegas shooting, we talk about our expert opinions on gun control, American society as a whole, Playboy and Hugh Hefner. Then we answered a question from a listener who wasn't clear on proper wedding invitation etiquette. And GAMES.

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Send your 'Dear Betch' questions to [email protected]

#55: Why Sliding Into DMs Is The New AIM

This week the Betches discuss the death of AIM, The Harvey Weinstein scandal, and the new season of Curb. They answer questions from a listener who is embarrassed about squirting and another listener who wonders if she should keep speaking to a guy that doesn’t want a relationship with her. They play shoot fuck marry, would you rather, and discuss their thoughts on weddings over holiday weekends.

#56: How Do I Break My Boyfriend’s Disgusting Habit?

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss Sansa Stark’s engagement to Joe Jonas, the ethics of puppy mills and breeders, and a company that’s making condoms in 60 different sizes. They answer questions from a reader who wants to know how to fix her boyfriend’s gross habit and another one debating between attending the wedding of a close friend or a cousin. They play games involving binge drinking, and discuss their thoughts on arbitrary holidays.

Send your 'Dear Betches' to [email protected]

#57: My Messy Roommate Is Driving Me Crazy w/ Ryan Serhant

Aleen and Sami host Ryan Serhant from Million Dollar Listing. We talk about how much we love real estate porn, Ryan's experience as the world's most greatest hand model, and where we should buy an apartment. A Dear Betch reader asks how to deal with her disgusting roommate, and we do some Would You Rathers (duh).

#58: How Much Sex Should I Be Having In My Relationship?

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Jordana and Sami talk about whether or not Kim Kardashian’s Halloween costume was cultural appropriation and the Kevin Spacey pedophilia scandal. They answer questions from a listener wondering how important sex should be in a relationship and another who wonders if she should see a guy who has a girlfriend. They play games about sharing information on social media and a would your rather about being a millionaire.

#59: I Wanna Lose 3 Pounds w/ @doctor.mike

Aleen and Sami interview insta-famous doctor @doctor.mike and discuss how to lose three pounds, the truth behind Netflix documentaries about diets and health, and Movember. We also answer Dear Betch questions about a girl who refuses to go out, because it messes up her diet, and when to tell a guy you're dating about an STD. And the usual games.

#60: Why Taylor Swift Is Amazing But We Hate Her

On this week’s Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss Taylor Swift’s new album and Ed Westwick’s alleged rape scandal. They answer questions from a listener looking to get promoted and another who’s having trouble making friends. They play games involving The Parent Trap and public transportation.

#61: My Boyfriend’s Ex Is Literally Stalking Me

Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’s ex and another who’s ex is literally stalking her. They play games regarding shaving their legs.

#62: TBH Meghan Markle Is Kind Of Annoying

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form.

#63: Owning Bitcoin Is Like Having Instagram Likes

Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’s partying and another who can’t deal with a needy coworker. They play games involving celebrity Christmas parties, working at SUR, and sitting in middle seats on airplanes.

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