July 8, 2015
Ariana Grande, the communist kewpie pop-bot who cries tears of pure cookie dough, is not having a good week. First, she was caught on camera licking donuts that did not belong to her while saying she hated America and Americans. Today, she "apologized" for being caught on video and announced that she would not be performing at the MLB All-Star Game festivities this weekend (due to having her wisdom teeth pulled, so she says). Now, things have reached a new low as the police have now gotten involved. Via The Hollywood Reporter:
Police in Lake Elsinore, California, where the donut shop is located, said they and Riverside County public health officials were investigating the leaked video, which appeared to show the 22-year-old singer and a man with her "maliciously lick" the donuts.
Mayra Solis, 22, a cashier on duty at Wolfee Donuts when Grande went into the store, said the singer didn't purchase any of the donuts she licked.
"She was really rude," Solis told The Associated Press.
Damn, is it even legal to throw a robot in jail? I keep linking to that, but it's worth remembering that this girl is on record saying she "fucking hates her fans." Girl has no shame, and apparently no awareness of nearby electronic devices, which is odd for a robot this advanced. Stay tuned here for any future Ariana Grande developments. Given her tone deafness, I predict that she tries to double down on her American pride by either coming out in support of the Confederate flag, or calling for Obama's birth certificate. Maybe both..