April 15, 2014
That's it. I'm fucking moving. The first pot vending machine available to the public made it's appearance in Avon Colorado this week and apparently it's going to be dispensing edibles galore. Such great news for us non-Coloradoians (?) who have to shadily text our dealers who promise to rush deliver to our apartments in 2-5 hours!!!
The machine is going to be called "Zazz." Or, a perfect opportunity for jazz hands / spirit fingers.
"The machine is only for medical marijuana and it requires a valid medical marijuana card along with ID to be verified before the machine will dispense anything. 'We're gonna eliminate the middle man. It'll go straight from the budtender right into our machine,' said Greg Honan, owner of Herbal Elements. 'There's no room for theft by patients, employees … there's no way to lose track of the inventory.'"
Okay because no one is going to Uhaul the shit out of that machine a la whatever the fuck they did in Breaking Bad or just smash it with their snowboards. Actually probs not, everyone in Colorado is too high to run from the 5-0. The fastest pace those people will ever know is a brisk yog.