Hey America, guess what? It's presidential debate season. And with the two most unpopular candidates of all time debating for the first time, it's bound to be a fucking shitshow (enabled, of course, by this drinking game).
Whether you support Hillz or The Donald, get ready to pop open a few bottles of wine and drink until you forget this is the future of our country.
Take a sip if/when:
- Trump assures us he is an expert on ISIS—more so than the generals
- Hillary says the phrase "Stronger Together"
- Trump says "Make America Great Again"
- Hillary talks about Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook or any other social media network and looks lost
- Either candidate ignores the moderator's time limit and keeps babbling
- Hillary tactfully diverts any questions about her emails. Take a shot if she pretends she's never heard of email before
- Trump insists "the Hispanics" love him. Take a shot if he insists that Mexico will pay for his fucking wall
Chug your drink if/when:
- Trump calls his debate partner "Crooked Hillary" to her face
- Hillary calls her debate partner "the Republican nominee" to avoid saying Trump's name
- Either the Clinton Foundation or Trump Foundation is mentioned
- Trump accidentally refers to his recent endorser as "Lyin' Ted Cruz"
- Hillary mentions any of the racist, bigoted things Donald has said in the last year
Take a shot if/when:
- The size of Donald's tiny, child-like hands is mentioned
- Donald asks Hillary about Monica Lewinsky
- Anybody in the room non-ironically says "Thanks, Obama"
- Trumps swears on national television
- Hillary mentions the designer of her pantsuit
- Trump's toupee falls to the stage floor
- Hillary breaks out in a coughing spell and is immediately rushed to the hospital
- You decide to start googling "How to move to Canada"