May 15, 2013
Prince Harry finishes his US tour tomorrow with a polo match in Greenwich, CT. Unlike some of his previous trips to places like Las Vegas, this trip was the most boring shit I've ever read about. In addition to visiting Arlington Cemetary, Harry chilled with the Obamas, visited wounded soldiers, hung out with his new BFF Chris Christie, and played baseball with poor kids. God Harry, what happened to you? There was a time when you'd gladly do all these activities naked. Now we're going to have to wait like, 12 years for Kate Middleton's kid to start rebelling. Sorry Harry, you're royally boring as fuck.
Source: Business Insider