June 29, 2015
So summer is here and that obvs means a new swimsuit fad. Triangl is so last month, the new thing is the Itsy. We love it because a) betches love to be slutty and b) no fat bitches allowed into the Itsy club.
Just in case you are completely unaware an Itsy is in between a bikini and a thong, with the perfect level of skankiness and coverage. Aka "I don't look like I'm trying, but you can legit see my ass, and you don't think I think I am showing it off."
Therefore if you are like me and are driving down to the cape right as we speak you probs already have a few itsys in your keepall. And for those of you who don't, fucking get on your shit.