Professor Sends Anal Bead Porn Video to Students, Oops | Betches

Professor Sends Anal Bead Porn Video to Students, Oops

By Betch Waldorf

People always say to not laugh at other people’s misfortune- to which I say it’s really not my fucking problem that their life is so horribly hilarious. Today’s belly laugh at the expense of others is brought to us by a college professor at Drexel University who “accidentally” emailed her students a pornhub link involving a lone woman and anal beads. LOL don’t you hate when that happens? The internet is seriously becoming the most damning thing to the human race, and we all just get to watch idly by and see people fall victim to it- what a time to be alive!


Clearly this lady, Lisa McElroy, was doing some naughty things while casually grading papers and contacting students, and it just slipped her mind. The best part is that this fucking idiot posted it, again “accidentally”, to a student resource center calling it “a great article about writing briefs.” If they all don’t get into law school, Lisa and her anal beads are the ones to blame. I'm just going to keep calling her Lisa, because when you know what kind of porn someone watches, you're like for sure on a first name basis.

The video supposedly was 13 minutes and 12 seconds, which is kind of a long time if you really think about it. I am a novice to the anal bead department, but I really feel like there isn’t much else you can do with them, so that 13 minutes has to start getting boring at some point. Right? Lisa, get back to me please.

The deans of the school are obvi not super into the whole XXX-scholarly article thing Lisa is trying to start and put her on suspension. They wrote an email out to students, which was probably the most beautifully awkward thing anyone has ever received- and that’s saying something since they all were sent masturbation videos mere hours before. Drexel University would like to apologize for the spread of such a defiling act and would like to go on record saying we do not support anal beads, we’re more of nipple clamp people.

Lisa has yet to make a statement but I'm really thinking it will probably start with "my b." Either way, poor Lisa is more fucked that the girl in the porno, since it’s pretty obvious she’s going to lose her job. She should consider being the marketing director for Pornhub, right? Good luck to you Lisa, and thanks for being such a fucking idiot and making my day a hell of a lot better.

 




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