Psycho Girl Tries To Fucking Poison Her Roomies | Betches

Psycho Girl Tries To Fucking Poison Her Roomies

By Betch Waldorf

Have you ever hated your roommates so much that you legit wanted to kill them? I mean, tbh probably. But since this isn’t fucking Game of Thrones or an episode of “Snapped”, you’ve never actually tried to poison them. Because who the fuck does that? Haley King of South Carolina, that’s who.

The girls Haley had been living with apparently had tried to get her to leave for months, but clearly she’s a goddam crazy person and was like, uh no I’m staying so you can go shave your back now. Since the usual approach of a passive aggressive text messages doesn’t work for Haley, her roomies decided to put cameras up to monitor Haley’s inevitable psychotic breakdown. And I’m gonna be honest, that was a stretch. Like when does that shit ever work, besides like in “Scandal” or something? Most people would probably just see boring ass footage of her eating Life cereal or some shit. BUT NOT HALEY. Haley’s fucking crazy.


 



There is nothing worse than a roomie who eats your leftover Thai food, but honestly I think having a roomie that pours windex in your food might be worse. Just maybe. Haley was filmed by her true detective roomies spitting and pouring cleaners into the girls’ food, which is much scarier than any fucking Saw movie I’ve ever seen because it’s real. This is real horror.

Where did they find Haley? Craigslist? SerialKillers.com? Honestly, they were legit lucky Haley decided to just spit in their food and didn’t try to cut off their skin and wear it to her birthday party.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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