There are so many upsetting things to discuss regarding the "trend" that is "Pumpkin Spice." But today, I'd like to talk about something that is truly, deeply disturbing. Pumpkin spice hair.
I guess it was only a matter of time before people started doing this to themselves, and I can't say that I'm super surprised. I can however, say that I am ashamed.
If you so desire a faux ginger hair look, I probably don't like you, but I understand your intentions, Emma Stone. If you desire, however, to label your sad, fake ginger hair as "Pumpkin Spice," then I don't even like you enough to not like you. That's too much effort on my part.
Please, stop this madness. Pumpkin spice hair is not OK. I don't care how white you are.