October 7, 2014
Stop whatever you're doing and watch this video of Raven Symone's interview with Oprah. Oprah asked her how she managed to stay out of the tabloids. I love how subtle that question is, like we all know she's referencing Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Amanda Bynes etc. Sidenote: how sad is it that Oprah's tv network was such a colossal failure she had to resurrect her show to save it.
Raven then proceeds to create the atmosphere's largest cloud to throw the most insane amount of shade at Hollywood celebs.
"I've learned that it's unnecessary to go to the most popular restaurant in the world when you have a scandal on your head and then get mad that somebody is going to take a photo of you."
That's so fucking Raven. She just snatched the wig off of every child star turned walking disaster. It's not even what she said, it's how she said it. Wow, that's the first time that sentence has been used outside of a fight with a frenemy or bro.
Raven continues with "That's your fault boo-boo. Stay in the house." I AM LIVING FOR THIS. That's my new go to phrase for when a bitch gets shady. Forget the fact that her eyebrow raises and cadence are literally the work of an Oscar winning actress, she laid down the fucking law. We need a Raven Symone come back right the fuck now. Oh the shade of it all!