Real World Roundup: Amanda Bynes can't go to Taco Bell she's on an all weed diet!

By The Betches

About 18 workers at JFK airport were accused of stealing over 100,000 mini bottles of alcohol as well as some other duty free shit. Wow! Talk about our kind of thieves. The workers would steal the leftover alcohol bottles from the plane, sell them to people for 55 cents of a $1.25 who would then resell the bottles for about $4.00. This article states the truthful facts that these little bottles are very underrated. Have you seen them? They're fucking adorable even though they barely have enough alcohol to get a baby wasted. Read article>>

TMZ has snapped some pics of a typical Wednesday for Amanda Bynes, aka getting high and going to get food while driving like a fucking idiot in her car. They call it a 'wild ride' but since when is eating tacos and chilling high in a Home Depot parking lot a 'wild ride?" We just call it a typical night in high school. They state: "Amanda started her journey at Baja Fresh in the San Fernando Valley, where she smoked from the pipe in the restaurant parking lot and ate tacos.  She then went to a spa, where she spent 3 hours.  We're told Amanda then drove without purpose for several hours, sometimes cutting off other drivers and violating various traffic laws.  Amanda ended up at Home Depot, where she again took a hit from the pipe in the parking lot." Talk about the Amanda Show, Mandy is just outing herself as a full fledged stoner betch. It's like, if she gave even the tiniest shit about what people thought one would think she would just smoke at her house and like, get some tacos delivered instead of turning her BMW into a crack den to run errands and buy what was later identified as muti-colored lightbulbs at home depot. The fabulous life of Amanda Bynes. Read article>>

This study finds that morning people aka nicegirls are happier. Yeah no shit. As we've said before, if we wanted to be happy we'd eat carbs and date poor guys. Instead we're miserable and partying all night and sleeping until 1. Whatever, no one ever said being betchy was easy. Fear not, by the time you're old and boring (aka 60) almost everyone considers themselves a morning person. Read article>>

Bravo is possibly making a TV show based on the movie The Heathers. We hope it doesn't fucking suck and ruin a seriously betchy movie. Who will play Veronica Sawyer? Who will play Heathers Duke, Chandler, and McNamera? The excitement is too much to bear. We're hoping Emanda Clarke/Thorne gets some sort of role since no one can play a scary fucker like her. If all else fails Bravo can relay it into Top Heathers or Gallery Heathers or Heathers Ever After or America's Next Top Heathers. We should really be in TV development with riveting ideas like this. Read article>>





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