Real World Roundup: Courtney Loves her vagina song

By The Betches

Jessica Biel warns Justin Timberlake that he better stop speaking to Cameron Diaz if he wants to be with her. Good moves Jess, guys just LOVE ultimatums. I actually really enjoy the JT/Cam Diaz/Jess Biel love triangle because it's strangely not trashy. Anyway, Jess got pissed off because Cam told a media outlet that she will always love JT. I mean I'm really just having a hard time understanding how anyone could love the queen of pop after watching him perform in Bad Teacher. Read article>>


When filming her new movie "Canyons" (which we actually backed on Kickstarter so it better be fucking good) Lindz Lo was so embarrassed to go topless that she made the whole crew strip down to their underwear. Really Lindsay? You're not embarrassed of the fact that you've been in and out of rehab multiple times, your sister looks like she's 45, and your dad is a white trash loser but you ARE embarrassed to go topless for a scene that demands it. At this point in your career, showing your boobs is the only way any director will agree to work with you anyway. Chill with the demands. This isn't Confessions of Fucking Teenage Drama Queen anymore. Read article>>

Courtney Love calls out Lana Del Ray for singing about her vagina in her cover of Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box." Court tweeted “You do know the song is about my vagina right? 'Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back,' Umm… On top of which some of the lyrics about my vagina I contributed. So umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you?" Oh fuck, now we all have to think about Courtney Love's vagina which wouldn't have been THAT painful if it were the 80s but now it's really especially disgusting. Is someone going to restrain Courtney Love before she self-destructs into a twitter monster? Too late? We thought so. Read article>>

Russell Brand lets us get a glimpse into his very insightful political commentary, stating that people like Sarah Palin because "they want to fuck her." Oh wow Russell, I'm surprised you never ran for office with that kind of distinguished, eloquent speech making. What would Sarah Marshall say? Read article>>




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