Real World Roundup: Fantasy Slut League Gets Competitive | Betches

Real World Roundup: Fantasy Slut League Gets Competitive

By The Betches


A "fantasy slut league" was arranged by some high school varsity athletes in California. The guys would get points for every girl they drafted who they got to hook up or do other sexual stuff with them. As if we needed another reason to #8 not fuck bros. We feel bad for the girls won over by the mind games although we're sure a few were def just TGF. Read article >>

In an incident not surprising for the state of New Jersey, the mom and grandma of 9-year-old girl who was bullied by some kid got on the school bus and beat the shit out of her tormenter. As weird as it is to get on a bus and hit random kids, we say 'fuck yeah' to this betchy mom who clearly does not let anyone fuck with her kids. Talk shit, get hit. Who knew you could have a betch arch nemesis that was a nine year old boy? Read article >>

Justin Timberlake married Jessica Biel on Friday in Italy. The queen of pop JT unsurprisingly referred to the ceremony as 'magical'. We're surprised he didn't spontaneously burst into "Dirty Pop" in the midst of his vows. Being that Justin is probably gay and Mary Camden is probably a lesbian we're not sure how long this one will last but we wish the best to this annoying couple and hope that Cameron Diaz isn't out there somewhere sulking. Hang in there Cam, if you're feeling lust after JT, it's time to re-watch Bad Teacher. Read article >>

Michael Lohan is pulling a Jamie Spears and trying to assign someone conservatorship over Lindsay despite the fact that she and the rest of his kids want absolutely nothing to do with him. Even though Ali Lohan never had the party foul that Jamie Lynn did, we think it's safe to say that Michael Lohan might be the worst celeb father of all time. Supposedly Lindsay's entire team wants some sort of intervention. Yeah no shit, so does anyone who's been on TMZ in the past 5 years. Read article >>




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