Real World Roundup: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Months After the Bachelor

By The Betches

Some unfunny prankster wrote a list of the Top 10 Ways to Get Away with Rape and put it in the bathroom of some dorm at Ohio’s Miami University. While this is obviously a bad joke, people are unnecessarily flipping the fuck out. This is more of a list of ‘what not to do’ to get yourself raped and while really stupid, it’s pretty harmless. I mean Tosh jokes about rape all the time but at least he’s fucking funny. Get your shit together, Ohio University of Miami comedy crew! Read article >>

Former American Idol Runner up and current skinny betch Jennifer Hudson has called bullshit on the Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj feud and says it’s just for ratings. God it’s like Justin Bieber has now ruined all celebrity PR stunts by admitting he was in on it. Celebs we don’t trust you anymore! You’re gonna have to earn our trust if you want us to believe that you fucking hate each other, have sex tapes, or eat carbs. You’re out of the circle, Focker and Jenny doesn’t believe you. Read article >>


Brad Pitt is the new face of Chanel No. 5 and here’s his first commercial for them. We have to say that even though Brad doesn’t exactly look like he’s in his prime in this video, his voice is fucking sexy and he is definitely treading on ugly-hot territory. Brad makes you want simultaneous buy 3 tons of Chanel No. 5 just for the tiny marginal chance he’d ever fuck you, and shave his face. If you really can’t control yourself, remind yourself that he is Zahara’s dad and he’ll become a little less sexy.  And hey, Brad got about 7 million dollars to stand there and read a paragraph in his dirty clothes from last night before heading off to drunk brunch. Time for a broast? We think so… Read article >>

That evil whore Courtney Robinson was caught making out with Arie SomethingSwedish just a week after her breakup with nice guy Ben Flajnik. We cant say we’re totally surprised but we think even Maybe Gay Bro Arie can do better. I mean common, this woman is a bug-eyed devil. Props to Court for showing Ben that she gives exactly as much of a shit about the sanctity of their former relationship as she does the feelings of nicegirls on national TV. As much as we hate her, Courtney is always #32 winning.  She was quoted as saying, "In the words of Jonah Takalua, SORRY BEN! MOTHERFUCKER!Read article >>




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