Real World Roundup: J Biebs gets Westminster Crabby

By The Betches

Oh no he didn't! Justin Bieber has made a public statement talking shit about Prince William and his thinning hair. He's all like, "I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?" Chill with the making fun of William, J. Sure while you may be actually hot, PW is still our favorite ugly hot and that means the more bald the better. Plus we can bet having thinning hair means you get a girlfriend who hasn't recently starred in Wizards of Waverly Place. Read article>>

Joan Rivers needs to join a bridge club or something because this former betch of the week has too much time on her hands. Joan went to Costco to protest the fact that they refused to sell her latest book by handcuffing herself to a shopping cart and comparing the brand to Nazi Germany and burning books. Chill Joan, someone seems like they're in need of a Costco savings sale. Perhaps a three for one special on alumininum foil or some betty crocker shit. Seriously Joan, is this any way for a grandma to behave? I guess her book titled I Hate Everything... Starting With Me is starting to make more sense. Read article>>

Here's a committee you need to get your dad to be on. Apparently the 109 person committee that organizes the Olymbetch raises about 8 billion dollars in perks. You and your Yankee game box seats can go fuck yourself because perks for these organizers of the 2012 London Olymbetch include being driven around in limos to five-star hotels, drinking $30,000 bottles of Hennessy and getting front row seats and unfiltered live TV access. International Olymbetch Committee members received millions of dollars worth of gifts, trips, scholarships, plastic surgery and jobs for family members. Most members are royalty or past Olympians and the good news is that they don't have to pay taxes on any of it because they open up Swiss bank accounts and the Olymbetch is a non-profit. Yayyyy for the 1% finally getting the tax evasion respect they deserve! Read article>>

Leave Lolo alone! Lolo Jones tears up because the NY Times was mean to her, calling her the Anna Kournikova of track. Silly newspaper, Anna was definitely not a virgin. Apparently Lolo's a virgin who can't run, coming in fourth at Olymbetch hurdles. But in all seriousness we feel bad for poor Lolo, she's like really pretty and can run faster than anyone at the Times so they should shut the fuck up. We can't wait to see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Read article>>




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