Real World Roundup: Justin Bieber Thinks Arizona is

By The Betches


Justin Bieber threw up on stage in the middle of one of his concerts in Arizona. You can see the video above. He then ran off the stage screaming "It's coming out of me like lava." Poor little J, we would think he was pregnant if not for the fact that he doesn't have a vagina and vaguely resembles a lesbian. The more likely choice, Justin pregamed the concert a little too hard and then tried to pull his signature moves and threw up what was probably a good 4 or 5 tequila shots. Beer before liquor Justin...get your shit together. Pieces of your vomit in their face was not exactly what the screaming fans in row one were expecting when they wanted to get every part of you. Read article >>

Kelly Osbourne loves her $250,000 bottle of nail polish and she doesn't care who knows it. Clearly vying to be featured on Rich Kids of Instagram, Kel took pics of her diamond encrusted manicure made with real diamonds and continued to post them after apologizing for offending people because she's so fucking rich yet didn't even have to buy the polish herself. I guess this makes breaking a nail a whole different kind of expense. It's like, get away from my fucking hands, they're more valuable than your net worth! Read article >>

Lindsay Lohan was allegedly assaulted by some creeper she met at 1Oak and then brought back to her hotel room. After inviting him back to her hotel room with some friends (he's the nephew of Heather McDonald and a congressional staffer so I guess that's why she bothered speaking to him), she discovered the guy took some muploads so she yelled at him. He then supposedly threw her on the bed and tried to choke her. I don't even know what to make of this story but somewhere, someplace Amanda Bynes is giggling in a pastry shop bathroom in Soho and then taking out money to pay the 1Oak stranger for strangling her betch arch nemesis. PS. His picture is above. She'll get him. And his little dog too! Read article >>

Elton John is pulling an Adam Sandler and has declared himself a wedding singer. A British gay man clearly fond of elegant weddings, Elton performed at CEO of DreamWorks Jeffrey Katzenberg's daughter's wedding. He also performed at a different wedding the night before. Since he's already married, I guess he's not trying to find his next Julia Goolia but I guess any opportunity for him to sing Candle in the Wind and Can You Feel the Love Tonight really gets him going. Plus hey, free food and the ability to show off his stylish shirt-dresses.  Read article >>




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