Real World Roundup: Kate Middleton Auditions for Girls Gone Wild | Betches

Real World Roundup: Kate Middleton Auditions for Girls Gone Wild

By The Betches


If you've been on the internet this morning you probably heard about Kate Middleton's topless pics. We bet Harry's just thrilled he's no longer the most recent royal scandal and now maybe grandmum will have sympathy for his privacy woes. Actually that's probably not how it'll go at all, because that was mostly Harry's recklessness fun personality, while these are just boring coupley vaca pics where Kate was tanning topless. Can't a girl try to fix her tanlines without a fucking group photog up her ass? Read article>>

A shining moral compass and inspiration to all, Linzlo, tweeted the following with the above picture: 'Birkin. Mac computer. Chanel and a jet. Never stop fighting to live your dreams.' While we surely feel the same way when it comes to dreams, we're not going to conspicuously post about them on twitter while we owe 50k to a Los Angeles hotel. We'll point out that the only reason she's flying private is because she's missed all her meetings for Scary Movie 5 so far and the producer wanted to make sure she'd show up. Ah the perks of being a failure. Read article>>

Apparently Amanda Bynes is in her own personal competition with Linzlo for who can be America's foremost fuckup, because after yesterday's pics of Amanda driving around high all day, she hit another car with her suspended license. Oh LAPD, don't you get that Amanda was filming All That when everyone else was at driver's ed? Can't you understand that? Anyway it seems she may have a bit of a "substance problem." I mean maybe, but we're pretty sure this would all be solved if she'd just get a fucking driver. Read article>>

Philippe Chow, owner of trendy NYC restaurant Philippe, is being sued by 4 employees who are claiming damages after being forced to serve stoned celebrities like Nicki Minaj and Rick Ross, who are secretly allowed to blaze in the basement while eating there. Our first reaction: why haven't we been yet? The employees whine that they were "exposed to smoke from a harmful and illegal substance." Ha! These assholes are going to complain about secondhand smoke from what is probably amazing weed? Such ingrates. What would they do if this were 1950 and smoking cigarettes was still allowed inside? Haven't they seen Mad Men!? Read article>>




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