Real World Roundup: Kate Middleton Takes a Titty Tour | Betches

Real World Roundup: Kate Middleton Takes a Titty Tour

By The Betches


Idiot and ugly asshole extraordinaire Donald Trump has decided to give his two cents on Kate Middleton's boobs. He defends the photographers saying "Kate Middleton is great–but she shouldn’t be sunbathing in the nude–only herself to blame” and “Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on Kate!” We hope for the sake of humanity that no one ever gets their hands on a picture of Donald Trump naked as those balls would probably scar us forever. Looks like someone is jealous of Kate's body. Read article >>

Speaking of Kate Middleton, she gets her own boob show in the wake of the topless photos released of her last week. She was greeted by topless women in the Solomon Islands while on her Jubilee tour with Will. Like a true betch, Kate is laughing and giggling and showing off her, "I don't give a shit" attitude regarding the whole topless photos controversy. Meanwhile, she lets her lawyers hash it out while she goes on vacay. No betch would let a Jenna Hamilton circa season 1 moment get in the way of #27 tanning. Read article >>

Cam from Modern Family got into a fight with a Cardinals fan after they heckled a Dodgers fan and got escorted up the stairs or something. Far from the most exciting celeb feud to ever happen, this further proves our inability to know what the fuck is going on when it comes to sports. We can't imagine ever getting riled up enough to say something to someone who rooted for a different team than us. Now someone who thinks it's okay to wear a fugly formal dress? That's a different story. Read article >>

The old American Idol House is now a fat camp. For $5,300 a week you'll get your very own weight loss program with meals, the exercise room, and access to the theater and pool. Somewhere in a dark corner of the Earth, Ruben Studdard is sadly weeping. Read article >>




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