Real World Roundup: Kim Kardashian is (Probably) a Herpes Ridden Non-Virgin Who Can't Act

By The Betches

Kris Humphries is being sued by some bitch he had sex with in 2010 for giving her genital herpes and emotional distress after he fucked her knowing he had herpes and didn't say anything to her. Um, note to Kayla Goldberg, of course he has herpes. Why else would he have sex with you without a condom the first night he met you if there was nothing more horrible that he could possibly get infected with? Also, does this mean that Kim Kardashian also has herpes? God, we hope so. Read article >>

Speaking of the Kardashians, Kim is trying to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, to which a rep for the walk essentially replied, "um, no fucking way. She's not an actress." Kim doesn't understand that a cameo in Kanye's music video doesn't make her an actress. And one sex tape doesn't prove her on screen versatility. Unfortunately, hundreds of walk of shames do not add up to one star on the walk of fame. Until next time, when Hollywood gets so poor they let you buy one, Kimmie. If you're looking for some extra fame, stick to BJs in the Gansevoort. Read article >>

Click here to see Pippa Middleton's ghost written book on how to party...but like in a classy way and shit. The book is called Celebrate: A year of Festivities for Families and Friends and we're sure it includes riveting stories about how to get your guy friends to moon passing drivers as well as how to spend all your extra time partying because your sister is almost "the fucking queen." Back in February the Party Times suggested this idea for a Valentine's day party "Hang some heart decorations around the room for extra kitsch-factor and drink sparkling wine or specially mixed Valentine's cocktails." In case you were wondering if you could possibly get cheesier, shittier decorating advice, we're gonna go with probs not. Read article >>

Everyone can go back to not giving a shit about Snooki or her baby because Giuliana and Bill Rancic's surrogate just gave birth to their son, Edward Duke Rancic. This might be the first time a celebrity couple has not decided to name their kid something stupid and trendy. My guess is that they named him after their favorite Bachelor Pad contestant. Let's just hope Ed and Jaclyn win, so that their choice was validated. Read article >>




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