Real World Roundup: Kristen Stewart is a Slut

By The Betches

Like we've always said, Kristen Stewart is a dumb whore. It's recently come out that K-Stew was cheating on her dream vamp R-Patt with the married director of Snow White and the Huntsman. At least now our questions as to why she was even cast in this shit are finally put to rest. Can we just decide, as a society, to no longer acknowledge her? Read article>>

Carly Rae Jepsen is apparently flipping out over nude pics that were stolen off her computer and are now being shopped around. This comes as no surprise to us, considering this little slut wrote a whole song about giving her number to a guy she just met so he would call her maybe. Clearly any girl who's down to put that shit out there on the radio definitely harbors some shady tendencies behind clothes doors. Read article>>

Above you can see a compilation of tweets from all the crazy fucks out there who think James Holmes is "hot" "sexy" or "cute." There's absolutely no joke to be made here except we have a sneaking suspicion this group includes at least a few of the peeps who frequent our very own comments section. ​Read article>>

One of the better stories to come out about the Batman shooting is that Christian Bale went to visit the victims in the hospital. That's like, so heroic, literally. But where was Anne Hathaway? Off practicing her soprano somewhere? Meanwhile, somewhere else, Ryan Gosling feels a twinge of jealousy that he's no longer America's #1 knight in shining armor. ​Read article>>

For reasons unbeknownst to us, people still care where Amelia Earhart is and the so-called NEWs is still reporting headlines that we can't find her. I mean, fucking duh. Despite there being zero trace of her since 1937, meaning that most of the friends and family who would miss her are long gone, they JUST completed another $2.2 million search for her plane, on top of literally hundreds of investigations that have already happened since she disappeared. Interesting fact: the first investigation for Earhart cost $60 million, which can be exchanged for 1 child molester in Penn State dollars. ​Read article>>




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