Real World Roundup: Taylor and a Kennedy Sitting in a Tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G | Betches

Real World Roundup: Taylor and a Kennedy Sitting in a Tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G

By The Betches


In breaking news, Tan Mom has stopped tanning and she actually looks like a real human being. It's weird though when her face doesn't look like a piece of burnt T-bone she actually looks...dare we say it...pretty, for like an old mom. This is a momentous day for both Tan Mom and the sun, both of whom are seemingly in the process of a very difficult breakup. We're here for her in her time of need to hold her hand and make fun of her. Read article >>

We have discovered the only thing worse than #76 guys you give you their number...it's a guy who pees on your leg after you reject him. That's exactly what Timothy Paez did after a Colorado woman said "really?" in response to him putting his arm around her. Talk about a guy who doesn't take rejection well. I'm pretty sure any ugly weirdo who peed on my leg after I rejected him wouldn't even be lucky enough to get to the cops because I'd fucking kill him with my bare hands and/or fake smile. Read article >>

Vince Vaughn is clearly #137 bored, has chosen to remake the Brady Bunch series starring Bobby Brady recently divorced and with kids of his own. We don't think anything could possibly be as hilarious as The Brady Bunch Movie but we'll allow Vince to try his hardest anyway. We hope they get Christine Taylor to revive her role as Marcia and get Amy Adams to play one of her annoying younger sisters. Also, lets keep our fingers crossed that Helen Mirren gets the role of old ass Carol Brady but we doubt any of the people we just mentioned would ever do TV. Read article>>

Taylor Swift is supposedly dating a Kennedy. That's right. She's dating Robert Kennedy Jr. and Mary Kennedy's son Conor. We wonder how the Kennedys will feel about the inevitable breakup between Conor and Taylor written about in a song that has the subtlety of Perez Hilton's gayness. Conor is also only 18 to Taylor's 22 so she's clearly trying to go the opposite way after dating old ass men like Jake Gyllenaall and John Mayer. A young naive Kennedy sounds like the perfect prey for TayTay to stick her claws. I guess she fancies herself a nicegirl Marilyn Monroe. Good luck Taylor, we're sure there's a lot of lyrical material that will come out of those family dynamics. Just don't get into any planes with him. Read article>>

 




hand_icon

LET IT OUT, HONEY

small_arrow

Powered by Spot.IM

Forgot Your Password?

Create new account

User login