Real World Roundup: Taylor Swift is a Kennedy Slut | Betches

Real World Roundup: Taylor Swift is a Kennedy Slut

By The Betches


Justin Bieber is rumored to have some nude photos on his laptop. The rumors started after the Biebs had his laptop stolen and tweeted shit along the lines of that he's angry and that people don't respect his personal stuff. Surprising. Does it count as kiddie porn if the picture is disseminated or has Justin turned 18 yet? Is there an iMovie of a Justin and Selena sex tape complete with him singing "One Less Lonely Girl" while entering her? Or does he simply just not want the world to see his google history including "kama sutra 2012" and "what to do if wear to make you resemble a middle aged lesbian?" Read article >>

TMZ got a hold of the recording of the Dina/Lindsay phone brawl/kidnapping/dysfunctional communication from Tuesday night between Lindsay, Dina, and Michael Lohan. The conversation includes such gems as Lindsay telling her dad that her mom is on cocaine, that she's saying "disgusting things" to her, and that she like, really wants to lose 3 pounds. Another day in the life of the Lohans. But honestly, when is this family going to get so poor that they need to do a reality show because I would DEFINITELY be down to watch that. It'd be like Grey Gardens, but with cocaine. Read article >>

Apparently Taylor Swift is cheating on her teen boyfriend Conor Kennedy with Kennedy's cousin Patrick Schwarzenegger. Sadly, this isn't Arnold's bastard son with the maid but instead it's the real son of Maria Shriver and Arnold. Hooking up with Arnie's bastard would probably be more newsworthy so we suggest Taylor start fucking in the Terminator's maid's chambers if she's trying to make real headlines. Apparently Patrick even sang a song entitled "Conor Doesn't Know" at the Kennedy convention complete with lyrics "that Taylor and me do it in my Nantucket summer home every Sunday. She tells him she's in a concert but she's on her knees...Conor doesn't know." Then Conor heard the song, had no idea what the fuck he was talking about, and went back to the 11th grade. Read article >>

This year's most popular slutty Halloween costume is surprisingly a 7 foot yellow bird. That's right, Big Bird is being sold in record numbers after Mitt told Obama he loves him in the presidential debate. Talk about a comeback no one has mentioned this blonde freak in like ten years and all of sudden he's the most popular guy on the internet. So betches, start buying your yellow bras, orange heels, and sexy beaks, because chicken is about to get skankier. Read article >>




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