Rejoice! Taco And Middle Finger Emojis Are Coming

By The Wicked Betch of the West

Apple is answering our prayers and giving betches the emojis we need for social survival in their soon-to-be-released iOS update.

iOS 9.1 will add a taco, burrito, nerd face, detective, stop hand and middle finger emoji. That’s right, you can flip someone off with an adorable emoji available in a variety of skin tones.

TBH we’ve all wondered why there hasn’t been a taco emoji since we downloaded the keyboard like, two years ago. Taco Tuesday invites will never be the same.There’s a hot dog, so we can all stop using the banana or eggplant to symbolize a penis and go with a more universal symbol. There’s also a pretty cute little lion, a unicorn, and a crab. You know, to tell someone via symbol they’re being a bitch or that they gave you an STD.

The emoji update will also allow you to pretend like you’re not going to hell with an onslaught of religious symbols. A little praying man, prayer beads, a mosque and a menorah will all appear in your keyboard.

And because betches are always #Winning, there are new medals, trophies and a bottle of champagne.

All pretty decent additions, but, let’s be honest, we’re mostly just excited for the middle finger to show up on our screens.

Happy texting, betches.





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