July 6, 2015
One of life’s most simple pleasures is being totally fucked over because some idiots can’t leave well enough alone.
Have you ever drunkenly popped the bubbles in bubble wrap? Well, you need to get on that because it’s amazing and the company that makes bubble wrap is changing the way it’s made so it won’t pop anymore. Bummer, right?
Apparently bubble wrap takes up a shit ton of space to store and ship, so the company has created a more technologically advanced, i.e. terrible and childhood-ruining, model that ships and stores flat before being inflated upon arrival. So it’s probably going to take up less space in landfills and a bunch of other great ecofriendly shit like that.
The shitty part, though, is that the bubbles are formed from long, interconnected columns, so they won't pop unless you have, like, superhuman strength or a pin.
In the larger scheme of things, this is probs not that big of a deal but it’s the Monday after a long weekend and this is just one more thing I didn’t need today. Sorry so stressed, BRB going to go cry and pop some bubble wrap before it’s too late. RIP..