Rob Kardashian has basically been in hiding for the last couple years since he got fat, but he’s been out and about recently, and he had a big birthday dinner with the whole family over the weekend. Rob, who just turned 29, had his dinner at Nobu in Malibu (where else?), and pretty much everyone was there except Khloe and Blac Chyna. Khloe said that she was sick (boo, you whore), but we’re not sure what Blac Chyna’s excuse is. They probably usually only work out and have sex together, so family dinner seemed a little formal.
So does this family dinner finally signal the end of Rob’s exile? Too soon to tell, but everyone looked pretty miserable in the paparazzi photos. Like, the dinner was fucking St. Patrick’s Day themed and not one of them could muster a smile. This could also be due to Scott Disick (he was there!) causing drama, as is usually the case. Happy birthday Rob, try and get your family to smile this year.