So, no, Beyoncé did not release her new album yesterday, but here is something of similar urgency: Rob Kardashian (of getting fat and smoking weed fame) may be officially engaged to his girlfriend of two seconds, Blac Chyna.
Blac Chyna (who used to date Tyga when Tyga had age appropriate-girlfriends, those were the days) posted this Insta late Monday night. See if you notice anything engagement-y about it:
So yeah, that looks like a giant fucking ring with the caption "YES !...!...!" so, I'm gonna go ahead and say they're engaged.
The couple was quickly congratulated by Amber rose, Blac Chyna's best friend, who would probably know if her bff was engaged or not:
So what happens now? Will Blac Chyna finally appear on KUWTK? Will there be some kind of bizarre Blac Chyna/Robert Kardashian wedding special? Are we all going to have to pretend to be interested in Rob now?
Guess we'll just have to see.