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Rob Kardashian Is Still Shading Blac Chyna In The Media

By Queen Elizabetch

In the never-ending saga of the Blac Chyna vs. Rob Kardashian war—seriously the 100 years war feels like a long weekend compared to this shit—Rob Kardashian called Blac Chyna evil. Did anyone else just get a mental picture of Mermaid Man saying "eeeeevilllll?" Just me then? Ok. A source told PEOPLE that Rob "resents" Chyna and thinks she's evil, but also said he "plans on staying calm" "for the sake of his daughter". So calm you're going to run to the media and bash your ex when nobody even was asking? Okay, Rob. Rob and Chyna are set to go to court on September 18th to reach a custody agreement for baby Dream, so it's probably not a good look to be calling your child's mother "evil" in the media days before. I guess because it's a day ending in the letter y, a member of the Kardashian family needed to appear in the media for doing something questionable.


But since Rob has decreed his daughter's mother is the devil incarnate, we put together a short list of other people who are wayyyyy more evil than Chyna.

1. The Stepmother From Cinderella

Homegirl was also a gold digger, so she and Chyna have that in common. But the Stepmother then enslaved her husband's daughter after he died. The worst thing Chyna did was have sex with some random Instagram rapper in the bed Rob bought her (probably with Kylie's money).

Cinderella Stepmother

2. Cruella De Vil

Cruella murdered puppies to make fugly coats. Somebody needs to call Sarah McLachlan and the ASPCA. The only thing that Chyna killed was Rob Kardashian's "career" as a sock designer, which tbh was a mercy killing.

Cruella DeVil

3. Cersei Lannister

I mean...do I even need to say anything? Both Cersei and Chyna tortured children and forced their mothers to watch—Ellaria Sand and Kris Jenner should form a support group. They both used walks of shame (literal and figurative) to motivate revenge plots. But Cersei's body count makes Chyna's attempts to destroy the Kardashian-Jenner family seem like a Hallmark Original Movie. Maybe if Kylie Jenner had ended up in rehab over the thought of becoming the aunt to her step-child there'd be competition.

Cersei Lannister

4. Regina George

Chyna might actually be on par with a high school junior who told everyone her ex-friend was a lesbian and cheated on a hot soccer player. She told everyone that she considered assaulting Rob to make him behave and cheated on a non-hot USC graduate. I'm still going to give "evil takes human form" to Regina purely for style points, not Chyna.

Regina George

5. Kim Kardashian West

Alright, so this is a little bit petty but let's do a quick recap. I've had periods for longer than Kim was married to Kris Humphries, at which point she got pregnant during their divorce proceedings with another man's child. She clawed her way to relevance by dragging Paris Hilton down. And she singlehandedly destroyed Taylor Swift beyond any possible recognition. If we want to tally up how many lives have been ruined by Kim, Chyna has a lot of ground to make up.

Kim Kardashian

So in conclusion, thanks Rob for the attempt at making himself look like a victim (that worked out really well for Taylor Swift). Blac Chyna may be a psycho bitch, but she's nowhere near evil. 




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