Kylie Jenner Too Enchanted By Own Reflection To Notice Rob's Existence

By Jane Duh

Rob Kardashian has been spending a lot of time with his sister lately, most likely trying to win them back after their obvious hatred of his new fiancée, Blac Chyna (soon to be Mrs. Angela Kardashian). Nobody has more beef with Blac Chyna—or Angela—than the Lipkit Queen herself, Kylie Jenner. You see, before Tyga was with the very-very-much-younger-than-him Kylie Jenner, he was with the very-very-much-one-year-older-than-him Blac Chyna. For this reason, the rest of the sisters also do not like Blac Chyna (though rumor has it Kim has called a truce).

So this brings us to 3 days ago when Rob attempted to bond with his younger half-sister Kylie, but Ky was too busy to notice.

What was she so busy doing, you ask?

Taking selfies, obviously. Check out this rare gem depicting the Kyle snapchat magic in action:


Kylie in Rob Kardashian's snapchat (robphuckedme)

A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on

So let's break this down—Rob Kardashian, Kylie's flesh-and-blood brother, finds her taking selfies in the house. He says "Hey" once. No response. He says "Hey" again. Still nothing. Then he adds in a "yo." This still does not get Kylie's attention. Then ANOTHER person calls out to her and STILL she is transfixed by her own incredible selfie skills (which are some of the best in the game tb completely h) only after he says "YOU!" loudly does Kylie turn around, obviously having no fucking clue that Rob (and whoever that other person was) were even in the same space as her.

You gotta hand it to her though, I bet those were some dank snaps. 




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