So Rob Kardashian has been MIA since he gained like 30,000 pounds. He stopped appearing on KUWTK and deleted his Instagram, but still sells his rando socks. Whatever. Since he's a recluse, he's had plenty of time to start hooking up with Blac Chyna. She posted an Instagram with a man's arm around her neck, which perfectly matches Rob's tattoos. Are you ready for the most fucking complicated love polygon since The Hills?
Blac Chyna was with Tyga for years and they have a child together. But now they're not on good terms because they've been talking shit about each other on social media. Ahhh 21st Century divorce. Tyga and Kylie are now dating, even though he Facetimes strippers and DMs teenagers. To add more to this fucking mess, Blac Chyna is besties with Amber Rose aka Kanye West's ex.
I know it's technically not incest, but it just seems gross. Like the gene pool wasn't that strong to begin with and then you add this new dynamic... No word yet on how everyone else in the family feels about this budding new romance, but it seems like Khloe is fucking pissed. After a confusing string of Tweets about her glorified YouTube show Kocktails with Khloe, she low-key called out Rob for betraying the family.
So 2015 ended with Rob being diagnosed with diabetes and 2016 started with Rob hooking up with a professional gold digger. The downward spiral continues.
You can do anything. But never go against the family— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 25, 2016